what_are_those_neanderthals_doing_cant_they_see_im_spoiling_myself? is a 100-card Commander deck led by Grazilaxx, Illithid Scholar in the mono-blue color identity, played 2 times with a 0% win rate. TableCommander estimates this deck at bracket 3 — upgraded / mid-power.
The mainboard runs 27 creatures, 15 instants, 5 sorceries, 11 artifacts, 9 enchantments, 1 planeswalker, and 32 lands, averaging 2.62 mana value across non-land cards. 72% of non-land cards cost 3 mana or less; 12% cost 5 or more.
Notable inclusions: 2 fast mana (An Offer You Can't Refuse and High Tide), 2 alternate win conditions (Triskaidekaphile and Twenty-Toed Toad), 1 extra-turn spell (Temporal Manipulation), and 1 free counterspell (Daze). This deck is currently Commander-legal on TableCommander.
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