Clusterf****.
Clusterf**** is a 100-card Commander deck led by Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons in the Golgari color identity (black/green), played 2 times with a 0% win rate. TableCommander estimates this deck at bracket 4 — optimized / high-power.
The mainboard runs 21 creatures, 11 instants, 15 sorceries, 7 artifacts, 8 enchantments, and 38 lands, averaging 2.95 mana value across non-land cards. 69% of non-land cards cost 3 mana or less; 15% cost 5 or more.
Notable inclusions: 2 game changers (Demonic Tutor and Worldly Tutor) and 1 cheap tutor (Diabolic Intent). This deck is currently Commander-legal on TableCommander.
COMMANDER
CommanderCREATURE(20)
ARTIFACT(7)
ENCHANTMENT(8)
INSTANT(11)
SORCERY(15)
LAND(38)
11×
11×
TOKENS(6)
100
Total
21
Creatures
41
Spells
38
Lands
B4
Bracket
2
Games
0
Wins
0%
Win Rate
Why bracket 4? — Optimized
2 early two-card combos: Blowfly Infestation + Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons, Devoted Druid + Quillspike
A two-card infinite combo cheap enough to assemble and win in the early game (data from Commander Spellbook). Bracket 3 decks are expected not to run these; any means Bracket 4.
Beta — Fan Content, not approved by Wizards.
CURVE
0
0
1
5
2
24
3
14
4
10
5
6
6
3
7+
0
COLORS
B
3354%
G
2846%
COMBOS
8
Combos
2
Early
4
2-Card
4
3+ Card
4
Game-Ending
Blowfly Infestation+Hapatra, Vizier of PoisonsearlyInfinite death triggers, Infinite creature ETB, Infinite creature LTB
Blowfly Infestation+Hapatra, Vizier of PoisonsearlyPrerequisites
- You control at least two other creatures with toughness equal to one.
- You have a way to put a -1/-1 counter on a creature.
Steps
- Put a -1/-1 counter on any creature you control with toughness equal to one.
- The creatue dies as a state-based action due to having zero toughness.
- Hapatra and Blowfly Infestation trigger.
- Resolve the Hapatra trigger, creating a 1/1 Snake creature token.
- Resolve the Blowfly Infestation trigger, putting a -1/-1 counter on any creature you control with toughness equal to one.
- Repeat from step 2.
Quillspike+Devoted DruidearlyInfinitely large creature until end of turn
Quillspike+Devoted DruidearlyPrerequisites
- Devoted Druid does not have summoning sickness.
Steps
- Activate Devoted Druid's first ability by tapping it, adding G.
- Activate Devoted Druid's second ability by putting a -1/-1 counter on it, untapping itself.
- Activate Quillspike by paying B/G and removing a -1/-1 counter from Devoted Druid, giving Quillspike +3/+3 until end of turn.
- Repeat.
Nest of Scarabs+Blowfly InfestationInfinite death triggers, Infinite creature ETB, Infinite creature LTB
Nest of Scarabs+Blowfly InfestationPrerequisites
- You control at least two other creatures with toughness equal to 1.
- You have a way to put a -1/-1 counter on a creature.
Steps
- Put a -1/-1 counter on any creature you control with toughness equal to one.
- The creatue dies as a state-based action due to having zero toughness.
- Nest of Scarabs and Blowfly Infestation trigger.
- Resolve the Nest of Scarabs trigger, creating a creature token.
- Resolve the Blowfly Infestation trigger, putting a -1/-1 counter on any creature you control with toughness equal to 1.
- Repeat from step 2.
Blowfly Infestation+Flourishing DefensesInfinite creature ETB, Infinite creature LTB, Infinite death triggers
Blowfly Infestation+Flourishing DefensesPrerequisites
- You control at least two other creatures with toughness equal to 1.
- You have a way to put a -1/-1 counter on a creature.
Steps
- Put a -1/-1 counter on any creature you control with toughness equal to one.
- The creatue dies as a state-based action due to having zero toughness.
- Flourishing Defenses and Blowfly Infestation trigger.
- Resolve the Flourishing Defenses trigger, creating a creature token.
- Resolve the Blowfly Infestation trigger, putting a -1/-1 counter on any creature you control with toughness equal to 1.
- Repeat from step 2.
Nest of Scarabs+Blood Artist+Yawgmoth, Thran PhysicianNear-infinite -1/-1 counters, Near-infinite card draw, Near-infinite death triggers, Near-infinite draw triggers, Near-infinite creature ETB, Near-infinite lifegain triggers, Near-infinite creature LTB, Near-infinite creature sacrifice triggers, Near-infinite lifeloss
Nest of Scarabs+Blood Artist+Yawgmoth, Thran PhysicianPrerequisites
- Your life total is at least 2.
- You control at least one additional creature.
- There is at least one other creature on the battlefield.
Steps
- Activate Yawgmoth by paying 1 life and sacrificing another creature.
- When the creature dies, Blood Artist triggers, causing you to gain 1 life and target opponent to lose 1 life.
- Resolve the Yawgmoth ability, putting a -1/-1 counter on any other creature and causing you to draw a card.
- If the creature who had the counter placed has 0 toughness, it dies as a state-based action.
- Nest of Scarabs triggers, creating a 1/1 Insect creature token.
- Repeat until your opponents do not control any more creatures, or until you draw your library.
- If you have cards remaining in your library, you may repeat this combo any time a creature enters the battlefield under an opponent's control.
Yawgmoth, Thran Physician+Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons+Obelisk SpiderNear-infinite lifeloss, Near-infinite lifegain triggers, Near-infinite creature ETB, Near-infinite creature LTB, Near-infinite death triggers, Near-infinite creature sacrifice triggers, Near-infinite card draw, Near-infinite draw triggers, Destroy all creatures opponents control, Destroy each creature that enters the battlefield under an opponent's control, Infinite -1/-1 counters, Lock
Yawgmoth, Thran Physician+Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons+Obelisk SpiderPrerequisites
- You control at least one additional creature.
- Your life total is at least 2.
- An opponent controls a creature.
Steps
- Activate Yawgmoth by paying 1 life and sacrificing a creature, targeting any creature an opponent controls, putting a -1/-1 counter on a creature an opponent controls, and causing you to draw a card.
- Hapatra and Obelisk Spider's second abilities trigger.
- Resolve the Hapatra trigger, creating a 1/1 Snake creature token.
- Resolve the Obelisk Spider trigger, causing you to gain 1 life and each opponent to lose 1 life.
- Repeat.
Blood Artist+Yawgmoth, Thran Physician+Hapatra, Vizier of PoisonsDestroy all creatures opponents control, Destroy each creature that enters the battlefield under an opponent's control, Infinite -1/-1 counters, Near-infinite card draw, Near-infinite death triggers, Near-infinite draw triggers, Near-infinite creature ETB, Near-infinite lifegain triggers, Near-infinite lifeloss, Near-infinite creature LTB, Near-infinite creature sacrifice triggers, Lock
Blood Artist+Yawgmoth, Thran Physician+Hapatra, Vizier of PoisonsPrerequisites
- You control at least one additional creature.
- Your life total is at least 2.
- An opponent controls a creature.
Steps
- Activate Yawgmoth by paying 1 life and sacrificing a creature, targeting any creature an opponent controls.
- The sacrificed creature dies, triggering Blood Artist, causing an opponent to lose 1 life and you to gain 1 life.
- Resolve the Yawgmoth ability, putting a -1/-1 counter on a creature an opponent controls, and causing you to draw a card.
- Hapatra's second ability triggers, creating a 1/1 Snake creature token.
- Repeat.
- You may also repeat this loop whenever a creature enters the battlefield under an opponent's control.
Zulaport Cutthroat+Yawgmoth, Thran Physician+Hapatra, Vizier of PoisonsDestroy all creatures opponents control, Destroy each creature that enters the battlefield under an opponent's control, Infinite -1/-1 counters, Near-infinite card draw, Near-infinite death triggers, Near-infinite draw triggers, Near-infinite creature ETB, Near-infinite lifegain triggers, Near-infinite lifeloss, Near-infinite creature LTB, Near-infinite creature sacrifice triggers, Lock
Zulaport Cutthroat+Yawgmoth, Thran Physician+Hapatra, Vizier of PoisonsPrerequisites
- You control at least one additional creature.
- Your life total is at least 2.
- An opponent controls a creature.
Steps
- Activate Yawgmoth by paying 1 life and sacrificing a creature, targeting any creature an opponent controls.
- The sacrificed creature dies, triggering Zulaport Cutthroat, causing each opponent to lose 1 life and you to gain 1 life.
- Resolve the Yawgmoth ability, putting a -1/-1 counter on a creature an opponent controls, and causing you to draw a card.
- Hapatra's second ability triggers, creating a 1/1 Snake creature token.
- Repeat.
- You may also repeat this loop whenever a creature enters the battlefield under an opponent's control.
Combo data from Commander Spellbook. “Early” two-card combos (cheap enough to win in the first few turns) put a deck at Bracket 4; other two-card combos are at home in Bracket 3.
Valid
Legality
This deck currently passes the commander checks.
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