I scratch my back with a token, and I loofah my chest with its ballsack.

I scratch my back with a token, and I loofah my chest with its ballsack is a 100-card Commander deck led by Zurgo Stormrender in the Mardu color identity (white/black/red). TableCommander estimates this deck at bracket 4 — optimized / high-power.

The mainboard runs 22 creatures, 6 instants, 8 sorceries, 14 artifacts, 14 enchantments, and 36 lands, averaging 2.78 mana value across non-land cards. 73% of non-land cards cost 3 mana or less; 11% cost 5 or more.

Notable inclusions: 10 game changers (e.g. Smothering Tithe, Necropotence, and The One Ring) and 1 fast mana (Mox Opal). This deck is currently Commander-legal on TableCommander.