The Fun Police.
If you know my Softlock deck Imagine that but worse. Another Anti-Everything deck. No Lifegain for opponents, no tapping mana, no leaving unspent mana, no casting spells without consequnce, no casting creatures without consequnce, get pinged when you or i play a creature, i will make you sac and discard, ill steal those sc'd and discarded perms, ill just steal ur creatures and sac them, if they search their library, theres another consequence. I think theres more other than counterspells. reactions to counterspells and a combo that if you should lose you instead just dont oh and NO F U C K I N G POISION, no couters of any kind really. with great power comes great reponsibility, use this only if your friends r being a s sholes (much like my Midas Touch deck its great but i only play this against my freinds equally bs decks thats y it doesnt have any wins lol)
The Fun Police is a 100-card Commander deck led by Queen Marchesa in the Mardu color identity (white/black/red), played 2 times with a 0% win rate. TableCommander estimates this deck at bracket 4 — optimized / high-power.
The mainboard runs 25 creatures, 7 instants, 6 sorceries, 10 artifacts, 17 enchantments, and 35 lands, averaging 3.05 mana value across non-land cards. 66% of non-land cards cost 3 mana or less; 11% cost 5 or more.
Notable inclusions: 4 game changers (e.g. Tergrid, God of Fright // Tergrid's Lantern, Drannith Magistrate, and Demonic Tutor) and 1 mass land denial card (Price of Glory). This deck is currently Commander-legal on TableCommander.
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