Totally not B5.
Totally not B5 is a 100-card Commander deck led by Lady Octopus, Inspired Inventor in the mono-blue color identity, played 1 time with a 0% win rate. TableCommander estimates this deck at bracket 4 — optimized / high-power.
The mainboard runs 17 creatures, 18 instants, 3 sorceries, 23 artifacts, 5 enchantments, 2 planeswalkers, and 32 lands, averaging 2.49 mana value across non-land cards. 76% of non-land cards cost 3 mana or less; 9% cost 5 or more.
Notable inclusions: 12 game changers (e.g. Ancient Tomb, Chrome Mox, and Cyclonic Rift), 6 fast mana (e.g. An Offer You Can't Refuse, City of Traitors, and Lotus Petal), 3 free counterspells (Force of Negation, Mental Misstep, and Pact of Negation), 2 cheap tutors (Moonsilver Key and Transmute Artifact), and 5 tutors (e.g. Fabricate, Scour for Scrap, and Tezzeret the Seeker). This deck is currently Commander-legal on TableCommander.
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Dramatic Reversal+
Isochron ScepterearlyInfinite magecraft triggers, Infinite mana nonland permanents you control can produce, Infinite storm count, Infinite untap of nonland permanents you control
Dramatic Reversal+
Isochron Scepterearly- Nonland permanents you control can tap to produce at least 3.
- Activate all mana-producing nonland permanents you control by tapping them, adding at least 3.
- Activate Isochron Scepter by paying 2 and tapping it, casting a copy of Dramatic Reversal without paying it's mana cost.
- Resolve Dramatic Reversal, untapping all nonland permanents you control.
- Repeat.
Basalt Monolith+
Rings of BrighthearthearlyInfinite colorless mana
Basalt Monolith+
Rings of Brighthearthearly- Activate Basalt Monolith's first ability by tapping it, adding CCC.
- Activate Basalt Monolith's last ability by paying 3.
- Rings of Brighthearth triggers, causing you to pay 2 to copy Basalt Monolith's last ability.
- Resolve the copy of Basalt Monolith's last ability, untapping it.
- Activate Basalt Monolith's first ability by tapping it, adding CCC.
- Resolve the Basalt Monolith ability from step 2, untapping it.
- Repeat.
Basalt Monolith+
Forensic GadgeteerearlyInfinite colorless mana
Basalt Monolith+
Forensic Gadgeteerearly- Activate Basalt Monolith's first activated ability by tapping it, adding CCC.
- Activate Basalt Monolith's last ability by paying 2, untapping it.
- Repeat.
Mox Amber+
Hullbreaker HorrorInfinite creature ETB, Infinite creature LTB, Infinite colored mana, Infinite storm count
Mox Amber+
Hullbreaker Horror- You control a legendary creature that has a color that matches the mana symbol in the other permanent's mana cost.
- Activate Mox Amber by tapping it, adding 1.
- Cast the permanent by paying at most one colored mana.
- Hullbreaker Horror triggers, returning Sol Ring from the battlefield to your hand.
- Cast Mox Amber by paying 0
- Hullbreaker Horror triggers, returning the permanent cast in step 2 from the battlefield to your hand.
- Repeat.
Cybermen Squadron+
Blightsteel ColossusEach opponent loses the game
Cybermen Squadron+
Blightsteel Colossus- Blightsteel Colossus does not have summoning sickness. Opponents are unable to block creatures you control.
- Declare Blightsteel Colossus as an attacker.
- Blightsteel Colossus' myriad ability triggers, creating a token copy of it attacking each other opponent.
- Deal combat damage using Blightsteel Colossus and the Blightsteel Colossus tokens.
- Each opponent loses the game as a state-based action due to having ten or more poison counters.
Sensei's Divining Top+
Foundry Inspector+
Mystic ForgeInfinite card draw, Near-infinite storm count, Infinite draw triggers
Sensei's Divining Top+
Foundry Inspector+
Mystic Forge- Activate Sensei's Divining Top by tapping it, causing you to draw a card and put Sensei's Divining Top on top of your library.
- Cast Sensei's Divining Top from the top of your library by paying 0.
- Repeat
Sensei's Divining Top+
Etherium Sculptor+
Mystic ForgeInfinite card draw, Near-infinite storm count, Infinite draw triggers
Sensei's Divining Top+
Etherium Sculptor+
Mystic Forge- Activate Sensei's Divining Top by tapping it, causing you to draw a card and put Sensei's Divining Top on top of your library.
- Cast Sensei's Divining Top from the top of your library by paying 0.
- Repeat
Sensei's Divining Top+
The Reality Chip+
Etherium SculptorInfinite card draw, Infinite draw triggers, Near-infinite storm count
Sensei's Divining Top+
The Reality Chip+
Etherium Sculptor- Activate Sensei's Divining Top by tapping it, causing you to draw a card and put Sensei's Divining Top on top of your library.
- Cast Sensei's Divining Top from the top of your library by paying 0.
- Repeat
Sensei's Divining Top+
Foundry Inspector+
The Reality ChipInfinite card draw, Infinite draw triggers, Near-infinite storm count
Sensei's Divining Top+
Foundry Inspector+
The Reality Chip- Activate Sensei's Divining Top by tapping it, causing you to draw a card and put Sensei's Divining Top on top of your library.
- Cast Sensei's Divining Top from the top of your library by paying 0.
- Repeat
Sensei's Divining Top+
Etherium Sculptor+
Crystal Skull, Isu SpyglassInfinite card draw, Near-infinite storm count, Infinite draw triggers
Sensei's Divining Top+
Etherium Sculptor+
Crystal Skull, Isu Spyglass- Activate Sensei's Divining Top by tapping it, causing you to draw a card and put Sensei's Divining Top on top of your library.
- Cast Sensei's Divining Top from the top of your library by paying 0.
- Repeat
Sensei's Divining Top+
Foundry Inspector+
Crystal Skull, Isu SpyglassInfinite card draw, Near-infinite storm count, Infinite draw triggers
Sensei's Divining Top+
Foundry Inspector+
Crystal Skull, Isu Spyglass- Activate Sensei's Divining Top by tapping it, causing you to draw a card and put Sensei's Divining Top on top of your library.
- Cast Sensei's Divining Top from the top of your library by paying 0.
- Repeat
Lotus Petal+
Mirran Spy+
Emry, Lurker of the LochInfinite artifact ETB, Infinite artifact LTB, Infinite artifact sacrifice triggers, Infinite colored mana, Infinite storm count
Lotus Petal+
Mirran Spy+
Emry, Lurker of the Loch- Activate Emry by tapping it, targeting Lotus Petal.
- Cast Lotus Petal from your graveyard by paying 0.
- Mirran Spy triggers, untapping Emry.
- Activate Lotus Petal by sacrificing it.
- Repeat.
Urza's Bauble+
Mirran Spy+
Emry, Lurker of the LochInfinite artifact ETB, Infinite artifact LTB, Infinite artifact sacrifice triggers, Infinite storm count, Infinite card draw at the beginning of the next upkeep, Infinite draw triggers at the beginning of the next upkeep
Urza's Bauble+
Mirran Spy+
Emry, Lurker of the Loch- Activate Emry by tapping it, targeting Urza's Bauble.
- Cast Urza's Bauble from your graveyard by paying 0.
- Mirran Spy triggers, untapping Emry.
- Activate Urza's Bauble by sacrificing it.
- Repeat.
Sensei's Divining Top+
Fateful Discovery+
Etherium SculptorInfinite card draw, Infinite draw triggers, Near-infinite storm count
Sensei's Divining Top+
Fateful Discovery+
Etherium Sculptor- Cast Sensei's Divining Top by paying 0 due to Etherium Sculptor.
- When Sensei's Divining Top enters, Fateful Discovery triggers.
- Holding priority, activate Sensei's Divining Top by tapping it, causing you to draw a card and put Sensei's Divining Top on top of your library.
- Resolve the Fateful Discovery trigger, causing you to draw Sensei's Divining Top from your library
- Repeat
Sensei's Divining Top+
Foundry Inspector+
Fateful DiscoveryInfinite card draw, Infinite draw triggers, Near-infinite storm count
Sensei's Divining Top+
Foundry Inspector+
Fateful Discovery- Cast Sensei's Divining Top by paying 0 due to Foundry Inspector.
- When Sensei's Divining Top enters, Fateful Discovery triggers.
- Holding priority, activate Sensei's Divining Top by tapping it, causing you to draw a card and put Sensei's Divining Top on top of your library.
- Resolve the Fateful Discovery trigger, causing you to draw Sensei's Divining Top from your library
- Repeat
Sensei's Divining Top+
Etherium Sculptor+
Forensic Gadgeteer+
Urza, Lord High ArtificerInfinite card draw, Infinite draw triggers, Near-infinite storm count
Sensei's Divining Top+
Etherium Sculptor+
Forensic Gadgeteer+
Urza, Lord High Artificer- Cast Sensei's Divining Top by paying 0.
- Forensic Gadgeteer triggers, creating a Clue token.
- Activate Urza's first ability by tapping the Clue, adding U.
- Activate Sensei's Divining Top's second ability by tapping it, causing you to draw a card and put Sensei's Divining Top from the battlefield on top of your library.
- Activate the Clue by paying 1 and sacrificing it, causing you to draw Sensei's Divining Top from the top of your library.
- Repeat.
Sensei's Divining Top+
Foundry Inspector+
Forensic Gadgeteer+
Urza, Lord High ArtificerInfinite card draw, Infinite draw triggers, Near-infinite storm count
Sensei's Divining Top+
Foundry Inspector+
Forensic Gadgeteer+
Urza, Lord High Artificer- Cast Sensei's Divining Top by paying 0.
- Forensic Gadgeteer triggers, creating a Clue token.
- Activate Urza's first ability by tapping the Clue, adding U.
- Activate Sensei's Divining Top's second ability by tapping it, causing you to draw a card and put Sensei's Divining Top from the battlefield on top of your library.
- Activate the Clue by paying 1 and sacrificing it, causing you to draw Sensei's Divining Top from the top of your library.
- Repeat.
Displacer Kitten+
Sensei's Divining Top+
The One Ring+
Etherium SculptorInfinite card draw, Infinite draw triggers, Near-infinite storm count
Displacer Kitten+
Sensei's Divining Top+
The One Ring+
Etherium Sculptor- Cast Sensei's Divining Top by paying 0.
- Displacer Kitten triggers, blinking The One Ring.
- Activate Sensei's Divining Top's second ability by tapping it, causing you to draw a card and put Sensei's Divining Top from the battlefield onto the top of your library.
- Activate The One Ring by tapping it, putting a burden counter on it and causing you to draw Sensei's Divining Top from your library.
- Repeat.
Displacer Kitten+
Sensei's Divining Top+
Foundry Inspector+
The One RingInfinite card draw, Infinite draw triggers, Near-infinite storm count
Displacer Kitten+
Sensei's Divining Top+
Foundry Inspector+
The One Ring- Cast Sensei's Divining Top by paying 0.
- Displacer Kitten triggers, blinking The One Ring.
- Activate Sensei's Divining Top's second ability by tapping it, causing you to draw a card and put Sensei's Divining Top from the battlefield onto the top of your library.
- Activate The One Ring by tapping it, putting a burden counter on it and causing you to draw Sensei's Divining Top from your library.
- Repeat.
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