This Is Fine. Everyone Is Dead..
This Is Fine. Everyone Is Dead. is a 100-card Commander deck led by Sephiroth, Fabled SOLDIER // Sephiroth, One-Winged Angel in the mono-black color identity. TableCommander estimates this deck at bracket 4 — optimized / high-power.
The mainboard runs 23 creatures, 7 instants, 12 sorceries, 18 artifacts, 10 enchantments, 1 planeswalker, and 29 lands, averaging 2.61 mana value across non-land cards. 73% of non-land cards cost 3 mana or less; 14% cost 5 or more.
Notable inclusions: 10 game changers (e.g. Mana Vault, Chrome Mox, and Mox Diamond), 3 fast mana (Lotus Petal, Dark Ritual, and Culling the Weak), 3 cheap tutors (Wishclaw Talisman, Entomb, and Diabolic Intent), and 1 tutor (Buried Alive). This deck is currently Commander-legal on TableCommander.
COMMANDER
CommanderPLANESWALKER(1)
CREATURE(22)
ARTIFACT(18)
ENCHANTMENT(10)
INSTANT(7)
SORCERY(12)
LAND(29)
7×
100
Total
23
Creatures
48
Spells
29
Lands
B4
Bracket
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Why bracket 4? — Optimized
1 early two-card combo: Gravecrawler + Phyrexian Altar
A two-card infinite combo cheap enough to assemble and win in the early game (data from Commander Spellbook). Bracket 3 decks are expected not to run these; any means Bracket 4.
10 Game Changers
Cards on WotC's official Game Changers list. Any puts a deck at Bracket 3 or above; more than three means Bracket 4.
Ancient TombBolas's CitadelChrome MoxDemonic TutorImperial SealMana VaultMishra's WorkshopMox DiamondNecropotenceThe One Ring
7 fast mana
Zero- and one-mana rocks and rituals that accelerate ahead of the table (Sol Ring is exempt). Four or more puts a deck at Bracket 3; six or more means Bracket 4.
Ancient TombChrome MoxCulling the WeakDark RitualLotus PetalMana VaultMox Diamond
Beta — Fan Content, not approved by Wizards.
CURVE
0
3
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15
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18
3
15
4
9
5
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6
3
7+
0
COLORS
B
52100%
COMBOS
16
Combos
1
Early
1
2-Card
15
3+ Card
11
Game-Ending
Gravecrawler+Phyrexian AltarearlyInfinite death triggers, Infinite creature ETB, Infinite creature LTB, Infinite creature sacrifice triggers, Infinite storm count
Gravecrawler+Phyrexian AltarearlyPrerequisites
- You control an additional Zombie.
Steps
- Activate Phyrexian Altar by sacrificing Gravecrawler, adding B.
- Cast Gravecrawler from your graveyard by paying B.
- Repeat.
Gravecrawler+Ashnod's Altar+Pitiless PlundererInfinite colorless mana, Infinite death triggers, Infinite creature ETB, Infinite creature LTB, Infinite creature sacrifice triggers, Infinite storm count
Gravecrawler+Ashnod's Altar+Pitiless PlundererPrerequisites
- You control an additional Zombie.
Steps
- Activate Ashnod's Altar by sacrificing Gravecrawler, adding CC.
- When Gravecrawler dies, Pitiless Plunderer triggers, creating a Treasure token.
- Activate the Treasure token by tapping and sacrificing it, adding B.
- Cast Gravecrawler from your graveyard by paying B.
- Repeat.
Gravecrawler+Carrion Feeder+Pitiless PlundererInfinite +1/+1 counters on a creature, Infinite death triggers, Infinite creature ETB, Infinite creature LTB, Infinite creature sacrifice triggers, Infinite storm count
Gravecrawler+Carrion Feeder+Pitiless PlundererPrerequisites
- You control an additional Zombie.
- You control another Zombie.
Steps
- Activate Carrion Feeder by sacrificing Gravecrawler.
- When Gravecrawler dies, Pitiless Plunderer triggers, creating a Treasure token.
- Resolve the Carrion Feeder ability.
- Activate the Treasure token by tapping and sacrificing it, adding B.
- Cast Gravecrawler from your graveyard by paying B.
- Repeat.
Sensei's Divining Top+Bolas's Citadel+Sheoldred, the ApocalypseInfinite card draw, Infinite draw triggers, Near-infinite lifegain, Near-infinite lifegain triggers, Near-infinite storm count
Sensei's Divining Top+Bolas's Citadel+Sheoldred, the ApocalypseSteps
- Activate Sense's Divining Top's second ability by tapping it, causing you to draw a card and put Sensei's Divining Top on top of your library from the battlefield.
- Sheoldred triggers, causing you to gain 2 life
- Cast Sensei's Divining Top from the top of your library by paying 1 life.
- Repeat.
Gravecrawler+
Sephiroth, Fabled SOLDIER // Sephiroth, One-Winged Angel+Warren SoultraderInfinite creature LTB, Infinite creature ETB, Infinite creature sacrifice triggers, Infinite death triggers, Infinite lifegain triggers, Infinite storm count, Infinite lifeloss
Gravecrawler+Sephiroth, Fabled SOLDIER // Sephiroth, One-Winged Angel+Warren SoultraderPrerequisites
- Your life total is at least 2.
Steps
- Activate Warren Soultrader by paying 1 life and sacrificing Gravecrawler.
- When Gravecrawler dies, Sephiroth, Fabled SOLDIER // Sephiroth, One-Winged Angel triggers, causing you to gain 1 life and target opponent to lose 1 life.
- Resolve the Warren Soultrader ability, creating a Treasure token.
- Activate the Treasure by tapping and sacrificing it, adding B.
- Cast Gravecrawler from your graveyard by paying B.
- Repeat.
Gravecrawler+Ayara, First of Locthwain+Warren SoultraderInfinite creature LTB, Infinite creature ETB, Infinite creature sacrifice triggers, Infinite death triggers, Infinite lifegain triggers, Infinite storm count, Infinite lifeloss
Gravecrawler+Ayara, First of Locthwain+Warren SoultraderPrerequisites
- Your life total is at least 2.
Steps
- Activate Warren Soultrader by paying 1 life and sacrificing Gravecrawler, creating a Treasure token.
- Activate the Treasure by tapping and sacrificing it, adding B.
- Cast Gravecrawler from your graveyard by paying B.
- When Gravecrawler enters, Ayara triggers, causing you to gain 1 life and each opponent to lose 1 life.
- Repeat.
Sephiroth, Fabled SOLDIER // Sephiroth, One-Winged Angel+Warren Soultrader+Forsaken MinerInfinite creature LTB, Infinite creature ETB, Infinite creature sacrifice triggers, Infinite death triggers, Infinite lifegain triggers, Infinite lifeloss
Sephiroth, Fabled SOLDIER // Sephiroth, One-Winged Angel+Warren Soultrader+Forsaken MinerPrerequisites
- Your life total is at least 2.
Steps
- Activate Warren Soultrader by paying 1 life and sacrificing Forsaken Miner.
- When Forsaken Miner dies, Sephiroth, Fabled SOLDIER // Sephiroth, One-Winged Angel triggers, targeting an opponent.
- Forsaken Miner triggers, causing you to pay B to return it from your graveyard to the battlefield.
- Resolve the Sephiroth, Fabled SOLDIER // Sephiroth, One-Winged Angel ability, causing you to gain 1 life and causing an opponent to lose 1 life.
- Resolve the Warren Soultrader ability, creating a Treasure token.
- Activate the Treasure by tapping and sacrificing it, adding B.
- Repeat.
Sephiroth, Fabled SOLDIER // Sephiroth, One-Winged Angel+Phyrexian Altar+Forsaken MinerInfinite creature LTB, Infinite creature ETB, Infinite creature sacrifice triggers, Infinite death triggers, Infinite lifegain triggers, Infinite lifegain, Infinite lifeloss
Sephiroth, Fabled SOLDIER // Sephiroth, One-Winged Angel+Phyrexian Altar+Forsaken MinerSteps
- Activate Phyrexian Altar by sacrificing Forsaken Miner, adding B.
- When Forsaken Miner dies, Sephiroth, Fabled SOLDIER // Sephiroth, One-Winged Angel triggers, targeting an opponent.
- When you commit that crime, Forsaken Miner triggers, causing you to pay B to return it from your graveyard to the battlefield.
- Resolve the Sephiroth, Fabled SOLDIER // Sephiroth, One-Winged Angel trigger, causing target opponent to lose 1 life and gaining 1 life.
- Repeat.
Gray Merchant of Asphodel+Mikaeus, the Unhallowed+Yawgmoth, Thran PhysicianInfinite card draw, Infinite draw triggers, Near-infinite death triggers, Near-infinite creature ETB, Near-infinite lifegain, Near-infinite lifegain triggers, Near-infinite lifeloss, Near-infinite creature LTB, Near-infinite creature sacrifice triggers
Gray Merchant of Asphodel+Mikaeus, the Unhallowed+Yawgmoth, Thran PhysicianPrerequisites
- Your life total is at least 2.
- You control at least one additional nontoken non-Human creature with toughness two or greater.
Steps
- Activate Yawgmoth by paying 1 life and sacrificing Gray Merchant, targeting any other nontoken non-Human creature you control.
- Gray Merchant dies, triggering its undying ability, returning it from your graveyard to the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it.
- Gray Merchant enters the battlefield, causing each opponent to lose life equal to your devotion to black, and causing you to gain life equal to the life lost this way.
- Resolve the Yawgmoth ability from step 1, putting a -1/-1 counter on the additional creature and causing you to draw a card.
- Activate Yawgmoth by paying 1 life and sacrificing the additional creature, targeting Gray Merchant.
- The creature dies, triggering its undying ability, returning it from your graveyard to the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it.
- Resolve the Yawgmoth ability, putting a -1/-1 counter on Gray Merchant and causing you to draw a card.
- Repeat.
Gravecrawler+Pitiless Plunderer+Altar of DementiaInfinite death triggers, Infinite creature ETB, Infinite creature LTB, Infinite mill, Infinite creature sacrifice triggers, Infinite self-mill, Infinite storm count
Gravecrawler+Pitiless Plunderer+Altar of DementiaPrerequisites
- You control an additional Zombie.
- You control another Zombie.
Steps
- Activate Altar of Dementia by sacrificing Gravecrawler.
- When Gravecrawler dies, Pitiless Plunderer triggers, creating a Treasure token.
- Resolve the Altar of Dementia ability.
- Activate the Treasure token by tapping and sacrificing it, adding B.
- Cast Gravecrawler from your graveyard by paying B.
- Repeat.
Ayara, First of Locthwain+Mikaeus, the Unhallowed+Yawgmoth, Thran PhysicianInfinite card draw, Infinite draw triggers, Near-infinite death triggers, Near-infinite creature ETB, Near-infinite lifegain, Near-infinite lifegain triggers, Near-infinite lifeloss, Near-infinite creature LTB, Near-infinite creature sacrifice triggers
Ayara, First of Locthwain+Mikaeus, the Unhallowed+Yawgmoth, Thran PhysicianPrerequisites
- Your life total is at least 2.
- You control at least one additional nontoken non-Human creature with toughness two or greater.
Steps
- Activate Yawgmoth by paying 1 life and sacrificing Ayara, targeting any other nontoken non-Human creature you control.
- Ayara dies, triggering its undying ability, returning it from your graveyard to the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it.
- Ayara enters the battlefield, causing each opponent to lose 1 life and you to gain 1 life.
- Resolve the Yawgmoth ability from step 1, putting a -1/-1 counter on the additional creature and causing you to draw a card.
- Activate Yawgmoth by paying 1 life and sacrificing the additional creature, targeting Ayara.
- The creature dies, triggering its undying ability, returning it from your graveyard to the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it.
- If the creature was black, it enters the battlefield, triggering Ayara, causing each opponent to lose 1 life and you to gain 1 life.
- Resolve the Yawgmoth ability, putting a -1/-1 counter on Ayara and causing you to draw a card.
- Repeat.
Mikaeus, the Unhallowed+Yawgmoth, Thran Physician+Kokusho, the Evening StarInfinite card draw, Near-infinite lifegain, Near-infinite lifeloss, Near-infinite lifegain triggers, Near-infinite creature ETB, Near-infinite creature LTB, Near-infinite death triggers, Near-infinite creature sacrifice triggers
Mikaeus, the Unhallowed+Yawgmoth, Thran Physician+Kokusho, the Evening StarPrerequisites
- Your life total is at least 2.
- You control at least one additional nontoken non-Human creature with toughness two or greater.
Steps
- Activate Yawgmoth by paying 1 life and sacrificing Kokusho, targeting any other nontoken non-Human creature you control with toughness two or greater.
- Kokusho dies, triggering it and its undying ability.
- Resolve Kokusho's undying trigger, returning it from the graveyard to the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter.
- Resolve Kokusho's trigger, causing each opponent to lose 5 life, and causing you to gain life equal to the life lost this way.
- Resolve the Yawgmoth ability from step 1, putting a -1/-1 counter on the additional creature and causing you to draw a card.
- Activate Yawgmoth by paying 1 life and sacrificing the additional creature, targeting Kokusho.
- The creature dies, triggering its undying ability, returning it from your graveyard to the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it.
- Resolve the Yawgmoth ability, putting a -1/-1 counter on Kokusho and causing you to draw a card.
- Repeat.
Pitiless Plunderer+Forsaken Miner+Altar of DementiaInfinite death triggers, Infinite creature ETB, Infinite creature LTB, Infinite mill, Infinite creature sacrifice triggers
Pitiless Plunderer+Forsaken Miner+Altar of DementiaSteps
- Activate Altar of Dementia by sacrificing Forsaken Miner, targeting any opponent.
- Pitiless Plunderer triggers when Forsaken Miner dies, and Forsaken Miner triggers when you commit the crime in step 1.
- Resolve the Pitiless Plunderer trigger, creating a Treasure token.
- Activate the Treasure by tapping and sacrificing it, adding B.
- Resolve the Forsaken Miner trigger, causing you to pay B to return it from your graveyard to the battlefield.
- Resolve the Altar of Dementia ability from step 1, causing the opponent to mill cards equal to Forsaken Miner's power.
- Repeat.
Gravecrawler+Pitiless Plunderer+Spawning PitInfinite creature LTB, Infinite creature ETB, Infinite creature sacrifice triggers, Infinite death triggers, Infinite storm count, Infinite charge counters on a permanent
Gravecrawler+Pitiless Plunderer+Spawning PitPrerequisites
- You control an additional Zombie.
Steps
- Activate Spawning Pit by sacrificing Gravecrawler.
- When Gravecrawler dies, Pitiless Plunderer triggers, creating a Treasure token.
- Resolve the Spawning Pit ability.
- Activate the Treasure token by tapping and sacrificing it, adding B.
- Cast Gravecrawler from your graveyard by paying B.
- Repeat.
Gray Merchant of Asphodel+Endrek Sahr, Master Breeder+Ashnod's Altar+Phyrexian Reclamation+Pitiless PlundererInfinite artifact ETB, Infinite artifact LTB, Infinite artifact sacrifice triggers, Infinite artifact tokens, Infinite colored mana, Infinite colorless mana, Infinite death triggers, Infinite creature ETB, Infinite lifegain, Infinite lifegain triggers, Infinite lifeloss, Infinite creature LTB, Infinite creature sacrifice triggers, Infinite storm count, Infinite Treasure tokens
Gray Merchant of Asphodel+Endrek Sahr, Master Breeder+Ashnod's Altar+Phyrexian Reclamation+Pitiless PlundererPrerequisites
- Gray Merchant in hand.You control less than two Thrulls.
Steps
- Cast Gray Merchant by paying 3BB.
- Endrek Sahr triggers, creating five 1/1 Thrull creature tokens.
- Gray Merchant enters the battlefield, causing each opponent to lose at least four life and you to gain life equal to the life you gained this way.
- Activate Ashnod's Altar six times by sacrificing Gray Merchant and five Thrulls, adding twelve C.
- The Thrulls and Grey Merchant die, triggering Pitiless Plunderer six times, creating six Treasure tokens.
- Activate three Treasure tokens by tapping and sacrificing them, adding BBB.
- Activate Phyrexian Reclamation by paying 1B and two life, returning Gray Merchant from your graveyard to your hand.
- Repeat.
Gray Merchant of Asphodel+Endrek Sahr, Master Breeder+Phyrexian Reclamation+Phyrexian Altar+Pitiless PlundererInfinite artifact ETB, Infinite artifact LTB, Infinite artifact sacrifice triggers, Infinite artifact tokens, Infinite colored mana, Infinite death triggers, Infinite creature ETB, Infinite lifegain, Infinite lifegain triggers, Infinite lifeloss, Infinite creature LTB, Infinite creature sacrifice triggers, Infinite storm count, Infinite Treasure tokens
Gray Merchant of Asphodel+Endrek Sahr, Master Breeder+Phyrexian Reclamation+Phyrexian Altar+Pitiless PlundererPrerequisites
- Gray Merchant in hand.You control less than two Thrulls.
Steps
- Cast Gray Merchant by paying 3BB.
- Endrek Sahr triggers, creating five 1/1 Thrull creature tokens.
- Gray Merchant enters the battlefield, causing each opponent to lose at least four life and you to gain life equal to the life you gained this way.
- Activate Phyrexian Altar six times by sacrificing Gray Merchant and five Thrulls, adding 3BBB.
- The Thrulls and Grey Merchant die, triggering Pitiless Plunderer six times, creating six Treasure tokens.
- Activate a Treasure token by tapping and sacrificing it, adding 1.
- Activate Phyrexian Reclamation by paying 1B and two life, returning Gray Merchant from your graveyard to your hand.
- Repeat.
Combo data from Commander Spellbook. “Early” two-card combos (cheap enough to win in the first few turns) put a deck at Bracket 4; other two-card combos are at home in Bracket 3.
Valid
Legality
This deck currently passes the commander checks.
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