Hands off my man!.
If you get my wedding ring, congratulations you have a whole deck dedicated to protecting you to victory. Deck rule: Im not allowed to win with this deck. I either scoop to my husband, or husband and I drown together.
Hands off my man! is a 100-card Commander deck led by Kenrith, the Returned King in the five-color color identity, played 1 time with a 0% win rate. TableCommander estimates this deck at bracket 4 — optimized / high-power.
The mainboard runs 15 creatures, 21 instants, 12 sorceries, 10 artifacts, 7 enchantments, and 35 lands, averaging 2.43 mana value across non-land cards. 82% of non-land cards cost 3 mana or less; 9% cost 5 or more.
Notable inclusions: 9 game changers (e.g. Enlightened Tutor, Demonic Tutor, and Rhystic Study), 1 extra-turn spell (Time Warp), 1 cheap tutor (Wishclaw Talisman), and 1 tutor (Fabricate). This deck is currently Commander-legal on TableCommander.
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