FAHHHH.

CommanderVALIDPUBLICB4100cards(+5 tokens)bybaghdadchad

FAHHHH is a 100-card Commander deck led by The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl in the mono-green color identity, played 1 time with a 100% win rate. TableCommander estimates this deck at bracket 4 — optimized / high-power.

The mainboard runs 32 creatures, 13 instants, 4 sorceries, 12 artifacts, 11 enchantments, and 28 lands, averaging 2.11 mana value across non-land cards. 81% of non-land cards cost 3 mana or less; 7% cost 5 or more.

Notable inclusions: 12 game changers (e.g. Gaea's Cradle, Chrome Mox, and Crop Rotation), 7 fast mana (e.g. Wild Growth, City of Traitors, and Mox Amber), 3 cheap tutors (Green Sun's Zenith, Sylvan Tutor, and Summoner's Pact), and 2 tutors (Chord of Calling and Thornvault Forager). This deck is currently Commander-legal on TableCommander.

COMMANDER

Commander

CREATURE(31)

ARTIFACT(12)

ENCHANTMENT(11)

INSTANT(13)

SORCERY(4)

LAND(28)

8×

Growing Rites of Itlimoc // Itlimoc, Cradle of the Sun

TOKENS(5)

100

Total

Creatures

Spells

Lands

Bracket

Games

Wins

100%

Win Rate

Why bracket 4? — Optimized

2 early two-card combos: Earthcraft + Squirrel Nest, Scurry Oak + Ivy Lane Denizen

A two-card infinite combo cheap enough to assemble and win in the early game (data from Commander Spellbook). Bracket 3 decks are expected not to run these; any means Bracket 4.

12 Game Changers

Cards on WotC's official Game Changers list. Any puts a deck at Bracket 3 or above; more than three means Bracket 4.

Ancient TombChrome MoxCrop RotationGaea's CradleGrim MonolithMana VaultMox DiamondNatural OrderSeedborn MuseSurvival of the FittestThe One RingWorldly Tutor

11 fast mana

Zero- and one-mana rocks and rituals that accelerate ahead of the table (Sol Ring is exempt). Four or more puts a deck at Bracket 3; six or more means Bracket 4.

Ancient TombCarpet of FlowersChrome MoxCity of TraitorsElvish Spirit GuideLotus PetalMana VaultMox AmberMox DiamondUtopia SprawlWild Growth

Beta — Fan Content, not approved by Wizards.

CURVE

COLORS

58100%

COMBOS

Combos

Early

2-Card

3+ Card

Game-Ending

Ivy Lane Denizen+

Scurry Oakearly

Infinite +1/+1 counters on a creature, Infinite creature tokens, Infinite creature ETB

Steps

Cast Scurry Oak by paying 2G.
Ivy Lane Denizen triggers, putting a +1/+1 counter on Scurry Oak.
Scurry Oak's last ability triggers, allowing you to create a 1/1 Squirrel token.
Repeat from step 2.

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Squirrel Nest+

Earthcraftearly

Infinite creature ETB, Infinite tapped creature tokens

Prerequisites

Squirrel Nest is attached to a basic land you control.

Steps

Activate the enchanted basic land by tapping it, creating a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token.
Activate Earthcraft by tapping an untapped creature you control, untapping the enchanted basic land.
Repeat.

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Ashaya, Soul of the Wild+

Quirion Ranger

Infinite creature ETB, Infinite landfall triggers, Infinite creature LTB, Infinite storm count

Prerequisites

You control a nontoken creature other than Quirion Ranger that does not have summoning sickness.

Steps

Activate any nontoken creature you control except Quirion Ranger by tapping it, adding G.
Activate Quirion Ranger by returning itself from the battlefield to your hand, untapping the creature tapped for mana.
Cast Quirion Ranger by paying G.
Repeat.

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Earthcraft+

The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl

Infinite creature ETB, Infinite creature tokens, Infinite mana basic lands you control can produce, Infinite untap of basic lands you control

Prerequisites

You control a basic Forest.
You control four or more Squirrels.

Steps

Activate The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl by paying 1GGG, creating a 1/1 Squirrel creature token for each Squirrel you control.
Activate Earthcraft by tapping a Squirrel, untapping a basic Forest.
Activate the Forest by tapping it, adding G.
Repeat steps 2 and 3 three additional times.
Repeat from step 1.

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Ashaya, Soul of the Wild+

Circle of Dreams Druid+

Scryb Ranger

Infinite creature LTB, Infinite creature ETB, Infinite storm count, Infinite green mana, Infinite landfall triggers

Steps

Activate Circle of Dreams Druid by tapping it, adding at least GGG
Activate Scryb Ranger by returning it from the battlefield to your hand, untapping Circle of Dreams Druid.
Cast Scryb Ranger by paying 1G.
Repeat.

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Circle of Dreams Druid+

Temur Sabertooth+

Concordant Crossroads

Infinite blinking of some creatures, Infinite creature ETB, Infinite green mana, Infinite creature LTB, Infinite storm count

Prerequisites

You control at least six creatures.

Steps

Activate Circle of Dreams Druid by tapping it, adding an amount of G equal to the number of creatures you control.
Activate Temur Sabertooth by paying 1G, returning Circle of Dreams Druid to your hand and causing Temur Sabertooth to gain indestuctible until end of turn.
Cast Circle of Dreams Druid by paying GGG.
Repeat.

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Enduring Vitality+

The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl+

Concordant Crossroads

Infinite creature ETB, Infinite colored mana, Infinite creature tokens with haste

Prerequisites

You control four or more Squirrels.

Steps

Activate The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl by paying 1GGG, creating a 1/1 Squirrel creature token for each Squirrel you control.
Activate four Squirrels by tapping them, adding 1GGG.
Repeat

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Jaheira, Friend of the Forest+

The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl+

Concordant Crossroads

Infinite creature ETB, Infinite colored mana, Infinite creature tokens with haste

Prerequisites

You control four or more Squirrels.

Steps

Activate The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl by paying 1GGG, creating a 1/1 Squirrel creature token for each Squirrel you control.
Activate four Squirrels by tapping them, adding GGGG.
Repeat

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Combo data from Commander Spellbook. “Early” two-card combos (cheap enough to win in the first few turns) put a deck at Bracket 4; other two-card combos are at home in Bracket 3.

Valid

Legality

This deck currently passes the commander checks.

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