SQUIRRELS MOFO.
SQUIRRELS MOFO is a 100-card Commander deck led by The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl in the mono-green color identity, played 4 times with a 50% win rate. TableCommander estimates this deck at bracket 4 — optimized / high-power.
The mainboard runs 24 creatures, 16 sorceries, 15 artifacts, 8 enchantments, 1 planeswalker, and 36 lands, averaging 3.05 mana value across non-land cards. 64% of non-land cards cost 3 mana or less; 19% cost 5 or more.
Notable inclusions: 3 game changers (Natural Order, Gaea's Cradle, and Seedborn Muse), 1 cheap tutor (Green Sun's Zenith), and 3 tutors (Thornvault Forager, Defense of the Heart, and Nissa, Who Shakes the World). This deck is currently Commander-legal on TableCommander.
COMMANDER
CommanderPLANESWALKER(1)
CREATURE(23)
ARTIFACT(15)
ENCHANTMENT(8)
SORCERY(16)
LAND(36)
30×
TOKENS(3)
100
Total
24
Creatures
40
Spells
36
Lands
B4
Bracket
4
Games
2
Wins
50%
Win Rate
Why bracket 4? — Optimized
1 early two-card combo: Scurry Oak + Ivy Lane Denizen
A two-card infinite combo cheap enough to assemble and win in the early game (data from Commander Spellbook). Bracket 3 decks are expected not to run these; any means Bracket 4.
Beta — Fan Content, not approved by Wizards.
CURVE
0
0
1
12
2
15
3
14
4
11
5
9
6
0
7+
3
COLORS
G
51100%
COMBOS
24
Combos
1
Early
4
2-Card
20
3+ Card
0
Game-Ending
Ivy Lane Denizen+Scurry OakearlyInfinite +1/+1 counters on a creature, Infinite creature tokens, Infinite creature ETB
Ivy Lane Denizen+Scurry OakearlySteps
- Cast Scurry Oak by paying 2G.
- Ivy Lane Denizen triggers, putting a +1/+1 counter on Scurry Oak.
- Scurry Oak's last ability triggers, allowing you to create a 1/1 Squirrel token.
- Repeat from step 2.
The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl+Phyrexian AltarInfinite creature ETB, Infinite creature LTB, Infinite colored mana, Infinite creature tokens, Infinite death triggers, Infinite creature sacrifice triggers
The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl+Phyrexian AltarPrerequisites
- You control four or more Squirrels.
Steps
- Activate The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl by paying 1GGG, creating a 1/1 Squirrel creature token for each Squirrel you control.
- Activate Phyrexian Altar four times by sacrificing four Squirrels, adding 1GGG.
- Repeat.
Earthcraft+The Unbeatable Squirrel GirlInfinite creature ETB, Infinite creature tokens, Infinite mana basic lands you control can produce, Infinite untap of basic lands you control
Earthcraft+The Unbeatable Squirrel GirlPrerequisites
- You control a basic Forest.
- You control four or more Squirrels.
Steps
- Activate The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl by paying 1GGG, creating a 1/1 Squirrel creature token for each Squirrel you control.
- Activate Earthcraft by tapping a Squirrel, untapping a basic Forest.
- Activate the Forest by tapping it, adding G.
- Repeat steps 2 and 3 three additional times.
- Repeat from step 1.
The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl+Supportive ParentsInfinite creature ETB, Infinite colored mana, Infinite creature tokens
The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl+Supportive ParentsPrerequisites
- You control eight or more Squirrels.
Steps
- Activate The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl by paying 1GGG, creating a 1/1 Squirrel creature token for each Squirrel you control.
- Activate Supportive Parents four times by tapping eight Squirrels, adding 1GGG.
- Repeat from step 1.
Cryptolith Rite+The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl+Concordant CrossroadsInfinite creature ETB, Infinite colored mana, Infinite creature tokens with haste
Cryptolith Rite+The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl+Concordant CrossroadsPrerequisites
- You control four or more Squirrels.
Steps
- Activate The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl by paying 1GGG, creating a 1/1 Squirrel creature token for each Squirrel you control.
- Activate four Squirrels by tapping them, adding 1GGG.
- Repeat
Enduring Vitality+Shang-Chi, Master of Kung Fu+The Unbeatable Squirrel GirlInfinite creature ETB, Infinite colored mana, Infinite creature tokens
Enduring Vitality+Shang-Chi, Master of Kung Fu+The Unbeatable Squirrel GirlPrerequisites
- You control four or more Squirrels.
Steps
- Activate The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl by paying 1GGG, creating a 1/1 Squirrel creature token for each Squirrel you control.
- Activate four Squirrels by tapping them, adding 1GGG.
- Repeat
Enduring Vitality+The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl+Concordant CrossroadsInfinite creature ETB, Infinite colored mana, Infinite creature tokens with haste
Enduring Vitality+The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl+Concordant CrossroadsPrerequisites
- You control four or more Squirrels.
Steps
- Activate The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl by paying 1GGG, creating a 1/1 Squirrel creature token for each Squirrel you control.
- Activate four Squirrels by tapping them, adding 1GGG.
- Repeat
Cryptolith Rite+Shang-Chi, Master of Kung Fu+The Unbeatable Squirrel GirlInfinite creature ETB, Infinite colored mana, Infinite creature tokens
Cryptolith Rite+Shang-Chi, Master of Kung Fu+The Unbeatable Squirrel GirlPrerequisites
- You control four or more Squirrels.
Steps
- Activate The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl by paying 1GGG, creating a 1/1 Squirrel creature token for each Squirrel you control.
- Activate four Squirrels by tapping them, adding 1GGG.
- Repeat
The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl+Springleaf Parade+Concordant CrossroadsInfinite creature ETB, Infinite colored mana, Infinite creature tokens with haste
The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl+Springleaf Parade+Concordant CrossroadsPrerequisites
- You control four or more Squirrels.
Steps
- Activate The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl by paying 1GGG, creating a 1/1 Squirrel creature token for each Squirrel you control.
- Activate four Squirrels by tapping them, adding 1GGG.
- Repeat
Shang-Chi, Master of Kung Fu+The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl+Springleaf ParadeInfinite creature ETB, Infinite colored mana, Infinite creature tokens
Shang-Chi, Master of Kung Fu+The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl+Springleaf ParadePrerequisites
- You control four or more Squirrels.
Steps
- Activate The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl by paying 1GGG, creating a 1/1 Squirrel creature token for each Squirrel you control.
- Activate four Squirrels by tapping them, adding 1GGG.
- Repeat
Elven Chorus+The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl+Concordant CrossroadsInfinite creature ETB, Infinite colored mana, Infinite creature tokens with haste
Elven Chorus+The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl+Concordant CrossroadsPrerequisites
- You control four or more Squirrels.
Steps
- Activate The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl by paying 1GGG, creating a 1/1 Squirrel creature token for each Squirrel you control.
- Activate four Squirrels by tapping them, adding 1GGG.
- Repeat
Elven Chorus+Shang-Chi, Master of Kung Fu+The Unbeatable Squirrel GirlInfinite creature ETB, Infinite colored mana, Infinite creature tokens
Elven Chorus+Shang-Chi, Master of Kung Fu+The Unbeatable Squirrel GirlPrerequisites
- You control four or more Squirrels.
Steps
- Activate The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl by paying 1GGG, creating a 1/1 Squirrel creature token for each Squirrel you control.
- Activate four Squirrels by tapping them, adding 1GGG.
- Repeat
Cryptolith Rite+Thousand-Year Elixir+The Unbeatable Squirrel GirlInfinite creature ETB, Infinite colored mana, Infinite creature tokens
Cryptolith Rite+Thousand-Year Elixir+The Unbeatable Squirrel GirlPrerequisites
- You control four or more Squirrels.
Steps
- Activate The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl by paying 1GGG, creating a 1/1 Squirrel creature token for each Squirrel you control.
- Activate four Squirrels by tapping them, adding 1GGG.
- Repeat
Enduring Vitality+Thousand-Year Elixir+The Unbeatable Squirrel GirlInfinite creature ETB, Infinite colored mana, Infinite creature tokens
Enduring Vitality+Thousand-Year Elixir+The Unbeatable Squirrel GirlPrerequisites
- You control four or more Squirrels.
Steps
- Activate The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl by paying 1GGG, creating a 1/1 Squirrel creature token for each Squirrel you control.
- Activate four Squirrels by tapping them, adding 1GGG.
- Repeat
The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl+Citanul Hierophants+Concordant CrossroadsInfinite creature ETB, Infinite colored mana, Infinite creature tokens with haste
The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl+Citanul Hierophants+Concordant CrossroadsPrerequisites
- You control four or more Squirrels.
Steps
- Activate The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl by paying 1GGG, creating a 1/1 Squirrel creature token for each Squirrel you control.
- Activate four Squirrels by tapping them, adding GGGG.
- Repeat
Thousand-Year Elixir+The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl+Springleaf ParadeInfinite creature ETB, Infinite colored mana, Infinite creature tokens
Thousand-Year Elixir+The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl+Springleaf ParadePrerequisites
- You control four or more Squirrels.
Steps
- Activate The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl by paying 1GGG, creating a 1/1 Squirrel creature token for each Squirrel you control.
- Activate four Squirrels by tapping them, adding 1GGG.
- Repeat
Shang-Chi, Master of Kung Fu+The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl+Citanul HierophantsInfinite creature ETB, Infinite colored mana, Infinite creature tokens
Shang-Chi, Master of Kung Fu+The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl+Citanul HierophantsPrerequisites
- You control four or more Squirrels.
Steps
- Activate The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl by paying 1GGG, creating a 1/1 Squirrel creature token for each Squirrel you control.
- Activate four Squirrels by tapping them, adding GGGG.
- Repeat
Cryptolith Rite+The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl+
Akroma's MemorialInfinite creature ETB, Infinite colored mana, Infinite creature tokens with haste
Cryptolith Rite+The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl+Akroma's MemorialPrerequisites
- You control four or more Squirrels.
Steps
- Activate The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl by paying 1GGG, creating a 1/1 Squirrel creature token for each Squirrel you control.
- Activate four Squirrels by tapping them, adding 1GGG.
- Repeat
Enduring Vitality+The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl+Akroma's MemorialInfinite creature ETB, Infinite colored mana, Infinite creature tokens with haste
Enduring Vitality+The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl+Akroma's MemorialPrerequisites
- You control four or more Squirrels.
Steps
- Activate The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl by paying 1GGG, creating a 1/1 Squirrel creature token for each Squirrel you control.
- Activate four Squirrels by tapping them, adding 1GGG.
- Repeat
Elven Chorus+Thousand-Year Elixir+The Unbeatable Squirrel GirlInfinite creature ETB, Infinite colored mana, Infinite creature tokens
Elven Chorus+Thousand-Year Elixir+The Unbeatable Squirrel GirlPrerequisites
- You control four or more Squirrels.
Steps
- Activate The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl by paying 1GGG, creating a 1/1 Squirrel creature token for each Squirrel you control.
- Activate four Squirrels by tapping them, adding 1GGG.
- Repeat
The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl+Akroma's Memorial+Springleaf ParadeInfinite creature ETB, Infinite colored mana, Infinite creature tokens with haste
The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl+Akroma's Memorial+Springleaf ParadePrerequisites
- You control four or more Squirrels.
Steps
- Activate The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl by paying 1GGG, creating a 1/1 Squirrel creature token for each Squirrel you control.
- Activate four Squirrels by tapping them, adding 1GGG.
- Repeat
Thousand-Year Elixir+The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl+Citanul HierophantsInfinite creature ETB, Infinite colored mana, Infinite creature tokens
Thousand-Year Elixir+The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl+Citanul HierophantsPrerequisites
- You control four or more Squirrels.
Steps
- Activate The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl by paying 1GGG, creating a 1/1 Squirrel creature token for each Squirrel you control.
- Activate four Squirrels by tapping them, adding GGGG.
- Repeat
Elven Chorus+The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl+Akroma's MemorialInfinite creature ETB, Infinite colored mana, Infinite creature tokens with haste
Elven Chorus+The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl+Akroma's MemorialPrerequisites
- You control four or more Squirrels.
Steps
- Activate The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl by paying 1GGG, creating a 1/1 Squirrel creature token for each Squirrel you control.
- Activate four Squirrels by tapping them, adding 1GGG.
- Repeat
The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl+Akroma's Memorial+Citanul HierophantsInfinite creature ETB, Infinite colored mana, Infinite creature tokens with haste
The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl+Akroma's Memorial+Citanul HierophantsPrerequisites
- You control four or more Squirrels.
Steps
- Activate The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl by paying 1GGG, creating a 1/1 Squirrel creature token for each Squirrel you control.
- Activate four Squirrels by tapping them, adding GGGG.
- Repeat
Combo data from Commander Spellbook. “Early” two-card combos (cheap enough to win in the first few turns) put a deck at Bracket 4; other two-card combos are at home in Bracket 3.
Valid
Legality
This deck currently passes the commander checks.
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