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The Meathook Massacre
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The Meathook Massacre.

XBBLegendary Enchantment
When The Meathook Massacre enters, each creature gets -X/-X until end of turn. Whenever a creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life. Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, you gain 1 life.
Set
INR
Rarity
mythic
Collector №
387
Released
2025-01-24
Artist
Chris Seaman
CMC
2
Market price
Innistrad Remastered #486 · daily estimate
$37.76
$43.27foil
€27.41
€30.85foil
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The Meathook Massacre appears in 1,233 decks and 1 collection.

PRINTINGS OF THE MEATHOOK MASSACRE

The Meathook Massacre has been printed 10 times across 6 sets, first appearing in Innistrad: Midnight Hunt (2021) and most recently in Magic Online Promos (2025).

ArtSet#RarityReleasedArtistBuy
The Meathook Massacre — Magic Online Promos #93958, art by Chris Seaman
Magic Online Promos
prm
93958mythic2025Chris SeamanBuy on Mana Pool
The Meathook Massacre — Innistrad Remastered #486, art by James Bousema
Innistrad Remastered
inr
486mythic2025James BousemaBuy on Mana Pool
The Meathook Massacre — Innistrad Remastered #122, art by Chris Seaman
Innistrad Remastered
inr
122mythic2025Chris SeamanBuy on Mana Pool
The Meathook Massacre — Innistrad Remastered #387, art by Chris Seaman
Innistrad Remastered
inr
387mythic2025Chris SeamanBuy on Mana Pool
The Meathook Massacre — The List #MID-112, art by Chris Seaman
The List
plst
MID-112mythic2023Chris SeamanBuy on Mana Pool
The Meathook Massacre — Innistrad: Double Feature #112, art by Chris Seaman
Innistrad: Double Feature
dbl
112mythic2022Chris SeamanBuy on Mana Pool
The Meathook Massacre — Innistrad: Midnight Hunt #348, art by Chris Seaman
Innistrad: Midnight Hunt
mid
348mythic2021Chris SeamanBuy on Mana Pool
The Meathook Massacre — Innistrad: Midnight Hunt #112, art by Chris Seaman
Innistrad: Midnight Hunt
mid
112mythic2021Chris SeamanBuy on Mana Pool
The Meathook Massacre — Innistrad: Midnight Hunt Promos #112p, art by Chris Seaman
Innistrad: Midnight Hunt Promos
pmid
112pmythic2021Chris SeamanBuy on Mana Pool
The Meathook Massacre — Innistrad: Midnight Hunt Promos #112s, art by Chris Seaman
Innistrad: Midnight Hunt Promos
pmid
112smythic2021Chris SeamanBuy on Mana Pool
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